Let's discuss this sagging pants thing. I just have to.
The other day was a nice day. I did some walking in the major metro areas as well as hitttin’ up a few malls. I wanted to slap some sense into those men and women with sagging pants. This time around I’m focusing on the baggy sagging pant trend. Before the summer is out I will have another blurb out for you entitled “Crack Kills” (showing off your ass crack is not the thing to do).
First off, you are reading this or you are showing this particular blurb to someone that needs the reality check, KUDOS! In case you haven't figured it out yet you no longer in prison so you need to wear a belt. If you can't afford a belt use some string, a cord, or some rope. They all work just fine.
If you are over the age of 14 you should have a grasp on how clothes should fit. If you are over the age of 14 you have no excuse. NONE!! If you are a parent that allows their child to sag their pants…SLAP YOURSELF on my behalf. Had to get that of the way!
You should never wear sagging pants, but if you must be aware that there is a right time, a right place, and a correct way to do so.
Let's talk about the WRONG. ways:
Pull Ups- You already know where I’m going with this. If you have to keep pulling up you pants…that should tell you something like… I don’t know…, maybe your pants are too big and you need a belt? I’m just saying…take a look in the mirror.
The Waddle- If you are waddling like a bird, obviously your pants are down too low...Or you are wearing skinny jeans. LOL.
Keep your Secrets Secret- This is the biggie...honestly no one wants to see your underwear. It’s bad enough we have to see your ass hanging all out of your pants. It is not cute. (NOTE: If you are a single NFL Player or College Football Player I would personally rather just see you in your underwear….holla at ya girl!)
Room for Two- You should not wear be wearing pants that are so large that you can fit a second person in there with you. That doesn't look good on anybody.
Skinny Jeans- There is no excuse for it. That doesn't even make sense. It's not a good look. Not matter what anyone tells you you cannot sag with skinny jeans on. You can’t. Don’t do it! You look funny as hell! (Yeah that’s me laughing out loud pointing it out to strangers.)
With Age Comes Wisdom...LOL- If you are in your 20's and you are still sagging your pants something is wrong with you. You need to grow up. I don't speak for all women and men that wouldn't jump into a relationship with one who embraces the sagging pants trend. But my opinion is as such: If you can't wear clothes properly and carry yourself in an air of maturity then you aren't relationship material. You still need to work on yourself before you jump in it with someone else.
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The other day was a nice day. I did some walking in the major metro areas as well as hitttin’ up a few malls. I wanted to slap some sense into those men and women with sagging pants. This time around I’m focusing on the baggy sagging pant trend. Before the summer is out I will have another blurb out for you entitled “Crack Kills” (showing off your ass crack is not the thing to do).
First off, you are reading this or you are showing this particular blurb to someone that needs the reality check, KUDOS! In case you haven't figured it out yet you no longer in prison so you need to wear a belt. If you can't afford a belt use some string, a cord, or some rope. They all work just fine.
If you are over the age of 14 you should have a grasp on how clothes should fit. If you are over the age of 14 you have no excuse. NONE!! If you are a parent that allows their child to sag their pants…SLAP YOURSELF on my behalf. Had to get that of the way!
You should never wear sagging pants, but if you must be aware that there is a right time, a right place, and a correct way to do so.
Let's talk about the WRONG. ways:
Pull Ups- You already know where I’m going with this. If you have to keep pulling up you pants…that should tell you something like… I don’t know…, maybe your pants are too big and you need a belt? I’m just saying…take a look in the mirror.
The Waddle- If you are waddling like a bird, obviously your pants are down too low...Or you are wearing skinny jeans. LOL.
Keep your Secrets Secret- This is the biggie...honestly no one wants to see your underwear. It’s bad enough we have to see your ass hanging all out of your pants. It is not cute. (NOTE: If you are a single NFL Player or College Football Player I would personally rather just see you in your underwear….holla at ya girl!)
Room for Two- You should not wear be wearing pants that are so large that you can fit a second person in there with you. That doesn't look good on anybody.
Skinny Jeans- There is no excuse for it. That doesn't even make sense. It's not a good look. Not matter what anyone tells you you cannot sag with skinny jeans on. You can’t. Don’t do it! You look funny as hell! (Yeah that’s me laughing out loud pointing it out to strangers.)
With Age Comes Wisdom...LOL- If you are in your 20's and you are still sagging your pants something is wrong with you. You need to grow up. I don't speak for all women and men that wouldn't jump into a relationship with one who embraces the sagging pants trend. But my opinion is as such: If you can't wear clothes properly and carry yourself in an air of maturity then you aren't relationship material. You still need to work on yourself before you jump in it with someone else.
At this point imagine you’re thinking I sound stuck up. And I admit I might be. But when I am looking at a potential partner, how you present yourself within the first 15 seconds let’s me know if I would ever consider having your child.
For those of you that are and you want to know the correct way to wear sagging pants, if you must, please let me know and I’ll post an article just for you.
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